The shrekoning

IDEEUT VERSHUN

WON DAE I WAZ EETIN MA FOUD AN EYE FAEYND DIS PEIS OF CARPET DAT SAED "the shrekoning" I DEN SHOT IT WIT A AK47.63637 THEN SHREK APEERD AND WE ALL IS DIE

Gentlemen version

greetings, one day i had discovered a carpet/rug that said "the shrekoning" on it, so i destroyed it in an act of fear with a fine weapon, an AK-47. But then shrek appeared and killed me. The end

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