Magi C

aND FOR MY NeXT TRICK, I WiLL PULL A SToRy OUT oF MY HAt.

Once upon a diddily dandily day, there was a squirrel named "Hobobuvixennunuchukkuneesan".

He got arrested for stealing all the nuts on the magical nut tree.

He served two life sentences with no possibility of parole.

The End.

Rip Hobobuvixennunnnunuchukkuneesan 420-2016