The story of a guy named brendan

DISCLAIMER: SOME OF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED, AND MOST OF THE NAMES HAVE BEEN COVERED UP BUT THERE"S ONLY 2 NAMES SO LOL WTF JUST READ THE DAMN STORY p.s Brendan don't get pissed plz man.

One day in the universe, this guy named Brendan existed. So as me and my friend Jimbob walked peacefully down the street, we encountered Brendan. so naturally we asked him to walk with us, and turned out he was hyper as fuck and we had to leave him. he later fell in a ditch whilst screaming about cinnamon rolls and died overdose of sugar and mountain dew. The end

R.I.P Brendan lol cya m8